Today in Sports Headlines That Are Not From The Onion: Brazil prostitutes learning English for 2014 World Cup.
In fact, this is from the Associated Press, and it is a real news story. Here are the facts you need to know. The italic text is AP.
1. Wait, so what exactly is happening?
Prostitutes in one of Brazil's biggest cities are beginning to sign up for free English classes ahead of this year's Confederations Cup and the 2014 World Cup.
Cida Vieira, president of the Association of Prostitutes in the city of Belo Horizonte, said Tuesday that 20 have already signed up for the courses and she expects at least 300 of the group's 4,000 members to follow suit.
